10.07.2005

Sexy...

Jessica Biel: Sexiest Woman Alive.

You have got to be kidding me.

I mean, Jessica Biel?

She sounds like a man when she talks!

And when she talks, I kind of wish she wouldn't.

Seriously, in the "man she's great until she opens her mouth" category, Jessica Simpson has Jessica Biel over her knee.

Wow. I'm shocked. And not in a good way.

1 Comments:

At 7:51 PM, Blogger Alfred said...

THANK YOU

i have no idea what she even sounds like, but this was the #1 shocker of my morning. just looking at her pics, i mean, she ain't bad, but sexiest woman alive?? NOT EVEN CLOSE

I had to click the yahoo headline to make sure they didn't actually mean jessica alba (is that her name?) now THAT i could see

this broad? please. the people at that mag our smoking lsd laced crack with leprechauns

i was starting to think i was crazy until i read this. gracias amigo.

 

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